
Obama saying it a first time: “The
future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.” He
said this in Cairo on June 4, 2009, and then again
at the UN.
Loretta “Hang ‘em High” Lynch has promised to pursue “hate speech,” aka “blasphemy,”
“slandering the prophet,” or otherwise
mocking all things Islamic.
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The signs are in code: They call for
upholding freedom of speech and
the Second Amendment.
One or two actually say, in code, “Hug a
Kuffar today!” |
mock Islam, to defame the “religion,” to kick it in the butt as its faithful
bow to Mecca, moon the West, and do the “gimme gimme gimme” gesture with their
hands, and bang their heads on the ground (doing that ritual Islamic dance, the
Shahada, which is not quite the
“Twist” or the “Macareni”).
be performed in various stances, such as standing up preferably on one foot,
but has been modified to incorporate bobbing and weaving. Hip Muslims found the
traditional posture boring and not very lively. “As much of the ground
must be felt by the nose
as the forehead.
The elbows are raised and the palms are on level with either the shoulders or the
ears, with fingers together. Toes must not have lint or dirt between them, and
must not wiggle.” Many young Muslims regarded the tradition posture
“degrading.”
if you rearrange the letters in Islam, you can make a SALAMI sandwich! Well,
almost. You’d need an extra “A.”
the town of Walla Walla was actually founded by Muslim settlers in 1818, but
not before the local Nez Perce Indians had been subdued and made to submit,
paying wampum as jizya. Those who refused to
abjure Wontonka, the local god, and swear to Allah, were summarily beheaded.

So, what is an
Islamic martyr going to do with 72 raisins? One option is to emulate Carol in The Walking Dead and make a cookie
casserole.
How long would a
fight last between a Norwegian and a Muslim (ethnic identity immaterial)? No
time at all. Muslims fight only in gangs. As they do just about everything
else. The Muslim would be joined by other Muslims. Muslims are not really men.
They can’t stand alone.

They need their brothers to help them do their dirty
work. Individual bullying is an alien concept to most Muslims, except for “lone
wolves,” who are known to try being Mr. Macho all by themselves. But while
committing what infidels call a “crime,” a Muslim prefers to do it with other
Muslims, to form a bond of “Brotherhood.” That way, if they are ever arrested,
they can share the blame and martyrdom.

French, but by Muslims who did not like returning to the dinner table from the
bathroom with recently busy and soiled left hands. But Muslims had to wait a
long, long time before one of them invented the bidet. His name was Mohammad,
he was a French-Algerian Muslim, and a former member of the Paris Pompiers.
While helping his colleagues hose down burning Citroens
set on fire by fellow Muslims protesting that the sky was blue, he had a
brainstorm. And then he was declared an apostate. He had a thought.
Thoughts are verboten. But he went ahead and endured the banishment.

at one of those 72 virgins
promised to martyrs.
virgins will be voluptuous[20],
Sahih International translates it as “full-breasted [companions]
of equal age”. Tafsir al-Jalalayn says “and buxom
maidens (kawā‘ib is the plural of kā‘ib) of equal age (atrāb is the plural of
tirb)”. Several Islamic scholars explain that they will have “large,
round breasts which are not inclined to hang”.[21]
houris will have:
Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes
Eyes like pearls (or marbles)
Be hairless except the eye brows and the head (no
makeup, no hair styling)
virgins will be voluptuous,
Sahih International translates it as “full-breasted [companions]
of equal age”. Tafsir al-Jalalayn says “and buxom
maidens (kawā‘ib is the plural of kā‘ib) of equal age (atrāb is the plural of
tirb)”. Several Islamic scholars explain that they will have “large,
round breasts which are not inclined to hang”.
will be:
Beautiful (depends on your definition; beautiful
by Renaissance standards?)
White skinned [(will be as European-looking as possible,
(African, Asian or Mideastern woman need not apply)
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall (nickname “Big
Bertha”)
7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width (or Plus Size,
unless she’s on Curves)
Transparent to the marrow of their bones (not a
pretty sight, raw marrow)
Eternally young
(on the Avon program)
Companions of equal age (to avoid jealousies and rivalries)
mannequins. They will be:
Chaste
Restraining their glances (naturally shy)
Have a modest gaze (downcast eyes, looking at
his or her feet)
Splendid (be a good conversationalist, be able
to discuss Plato’s Forms)
Pure (as the driven snow?)
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating
and child-free (just like Eve)
Never be dissatisfied (she wouldn’t dare!)
Will sing praise (with the voice of Tiny Tim)
think it was the original West World.

Cultural enrichment. Women in Sweden and Germany are being told to just submit
to rape by Muslims, it’s their duty, it’s their chance to sacrifice themselves
to gang rape, and beatings, and disfigurement. It’s the patriotic thing to do! Never mind the risks of
pregnancy, of contracting incurable diseases the Muslims bring from their “homelands.”
If you wind up looking like a leper, that’s the price you must pay to be a
loyal, true Swede or German.
rape together, pray together. There’s an element of piety in all of us. Don’t be so judgemental!
Somalis, Afghans, Turks, Iraqis, and Syrians, and other creatures a form of the
Bubonic plague! You can be fined and even jailed for uttering such a thing!

Now, Mohammad was a big fan of child brides. He married several children
himself by the time he was a crotchety, middle-aged horny toad. An “age of
consent” was an alien concept, a “downer.” He could hardly wait to fondle a
child that that had yet to leave its manger.
And often he fondled them when they were still in the manger. (Cradles
hadn’t yet been invented.) Uncle Mo was a pedophile. He loved children. Perhaps even boys.

it does no good to call him a pedophile, just as it does no good to call him a
rapist, a murderer, a thief, a bandit,
an inventor of genocide, a consumer of widows he made by chopping off the heads
of their husbands. All these labels are to Muslims but virtues, of beatific
lettuce bespangling his military tunic, of brilliant feathers in his turban.
These are things to strive to be in the
ordinary Muslim. Uncle Mo is the model, ideal man to emulate.
other Muslim can be portrayed as a Christ-like saint, as a brilliant military
strategist, as a dignified “lawgiver,” as a humble “man of
peace”? He is seen as being those things by quaking Western dihimmis, by career blankers-out-of-reality.
Mohammad’s rap sheet belies all those appellations. He is
“untouchable.” He may not be slandered, nor should his
“religion” be slandered.
Lynch can try to do her worst to gag and punish purveyors of “hate speech”
(except for hate-spewing Muslims). The Rodham creature can threaten to shut
down all manner of freedom of speech over the Internet. CAIR can litigate in
our compliant judicial system.
the Muslim Brotherhood can go shoe a goose. Americans who want to scuttle the
First Amendment are traitors. Three cheers for Islamophobia!
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