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Obama’s Dreams of Texas and Beyond

Russian
hackers who snuck into President Obama’s unclassified computer system at the
White House inadvertently sent some of their booty to all sorts of people
around the globe. Including to me. I don’t think they meant to, but some hacker’s
fingers probably strayed and included me in the privileged few. And I don’t even
speak Russian!
 In her April 7th report, “Russian
hackers got Obama’s schedule
in White House cyberattack” in The Hill, Elise
Viebeck wrote:
Russian
hackers who hit the White House infiltrated an unclassified computer system and
apparently accessed details about President Obama’s schedule.
While
the White House previously sought to downplay the seriousness of the hack,
which took place last year, the intruders were able to see information about
the president that was not publicly available, CNN reported
Tuesday.
Officials
briefed on the investigation told CNN that the incident was connected to a
Russian cyberattack that also breached the State Department’s network.
Intimate
knowledge of Obama’s activities would be seen as valuable to foreign
intelligence agencies like Russia’s.

Officials with knowledge of the investigation told CNN that Russian hackers
were able to break into the White House system through their foothold within
networks at the State Department.

The intrusion began when hackers sent what is known as a “phishing”
email from a State Department account, infecting a White House computer with
malware, the investigators said.
What
came my way was the draft of a book being written (supposedly) by Barack Obama himself,
tentatively titled Dreams for Me and
Texas: A Fantasy
.
I
wish to share some of this 30,000-word draft with readers. It’s pretty damning
and contains some knurly evidence that Barack Obama is a racist of the first
order. But, if you’re a racist, you won’t mind that.
Here
are some excerpts on how Obama will start with Texas, then his successors will
move on to the whole country. I wonder what Putin and the other Russians think
of Dreams for Me and Texas. Its main
theme is that whites are doomed to insignificance in the face of a massive
invasion of blacks and browns and Muslims and other non-white, ciphered groups.
Goodbye Beethoven. Hello third-rate folk tunes from third-rate countries. The book
is probably being penned by Bill Ayers, Obama’s loyal but retired Weatherman pal,
as Dreams From My Father likely was.
My
Amnesty program has invited countless brown people to invade Texas and take it
over. Once they’re organized they will:
  • Arrest all stinky white folks at and
    over the age of 65 and send them to the Creamery. That’s my nickname for a
    crematorium. Creameries will be erected by white indentured labor and
    located near major cities. The new Texas cannot be expected to support
    them at the cost of impoverishing black and brown people.
  • White people ages 30 up to 64 will be
    put on work gangs to build paved roads from the Mexican border to better
    facilitate the invasion, and employed on other public improvement projects.
    The goal is to make Texas mostly a black and brown state. Native black and
    brown people who don’t go along with the program will be incarcerated and “re-educated”
    to get their minds
    right
    about their ethnic heritage. The property and financial assets
    of all white people living in Texas will be seized and distributed to
    black and brown people.
  • All Texas Jews will be rounded up and
    sent to special Creameries.
  • All former and current American Border
    Patrol personnel caught in the new Texas will be executed by firing squad,
    using weapons confiscated from them or from the inventory of the Attorney General’s
    Fast and Furious arsenal, now under the supervision of the Blanco Cartel Polvo, the elite drug
    cartel.
  • Mexico will be closed to white
    tourists. White tourists caught in Mexico will be jailed and auctioned off
    to Mexican drug lords for ransom or slavery.
  • The new Texas government will sponsor
    and encourage guerilla raids into Arizona, New Mexico, California, Louisiana,
    Oklahoma, and Arkansas. ISIS ain’t got nothing over what my Free Texas
    plan has in store.
  • The top Texas cheerleading squads will
    be drafted to serve in special Recreational camps for the top black and
    brown leaders of the new Texas. Gals who resist will be put in special
    jails and paid visits by Mexican, Columbian, and Bolivian guys, you know,
    the ones with scary tattoos on their faces and heads and chess and butts. All
    criminal records of these guys will be erased, and they will be
    indemnified from any future “crimes” against white people they may commit.
    Idle black and brown criminals will be absorbed into the new workforce as
    managers of indentured white folks.
  • All institutions of education, from K-1
    up through graduate school, will recalibrate their curricula to focus on
    Mexican, Latino, and Chicano culture and science, wherever the latter may
    be found.
  • Surviving white people will be
    compelled to learn Spanish and abjure their American citizenship. Those who
    resist will be tossed into shark-thick waters near Galveston and on the
    Gulf Coast.
  • The new Texas government will establish
    a pact of rapprochement with any
    and all drug cartels headquartered south of the non-border. The cartels
    will ship more invaders into Texas, in exchange for the cheerleaders of
    their choice (we will establish an online photo album), free cars, truckloads
    of beer and other alcohol and many more expropriated goodies.
  • The new Texas government will
    establish a pact of rapprochement
    with our Muslim brothers. Most Muslim invaders and “settlers” are of the
    black or brown suasion, so that’s not a worry. Muslims will not be
    required to learn Spanish, but surviving white people will be required to
    learn how to read and write Arabic or whatever other chicken scratch the “immigrants”
    and “refugees” bring with them, and required to pay jizya.
  • The Alamo in San
    Antonio – which will be renamed San Poncho Villa – will be either blown up
    or converted into a Chicano Heritage Museum and Educational Center.
  • The American flag will
    not be permitted to be flown or shown anywhere, under any circumstances, unless
    a Chicano, a Muslim, or a Chihuahua is crapping on it.
  • All movies depicting
    the “heroic” stand of the white settlers of Mexican territory at the Alamo
    against the legitimate territorial claims of General Antonio López de Santa Anna  will be banned, even if they’re badly
    made.
  • All white culture,
    such as classical music, ballet, and art, will be suppressed, carrying
    stiff penalties for anyone – including black and brown fools – caught watching
    or appreciating it.
  • All movie imports from
    the U.S. or abroad must be redubbed in Spanish or Arabic, depending on the
    new Texas market the movies are to be shown in.
  • All military bases and
    installations in Texas will be rechristened with the names of famous
    Mexican generals, politicians, artists, writers, and bandits.
  • All street names in
    all cities will be converted to their Spanish equivalents, or renamed
    entirely. “Jones Street,” for example, will be renamed “Garcia Calle.” All
    cities or entities that bear the names of the Texan “heroes” who humiliated
    General Santa Anna will expunge those names and find suitable substitutes
    of a Latino flavor.
  • There will be no white
    waltzing in the new Texas or any other kind of wussy white dancing. Surviving
    white folks will be compelled to learn the danza del sombrero mexicano, as performed by Mexico’s current
    star Chihuahua, “Pies Ligeros” Gonzales.
  • The Seinfeld episode “The
    Urban Sombrero” will not be permitted to be shown on television, not even
    if it is dubbed in Spanish. It treats Mexico’s contribution to human
    fashion with typically white, culturally imperialistic arrogance, and
    should not be made light of.
  • Dubbed renditions of The Treasure of Sierra Madre, in
    which white guys lose, will be permitted, so long as the stereotypical “we ain’t got no badges
    scene is excised from the film.
  • Any white person
    calling black and brown policies censorship will be made to eat our words,
    literally.
  • All golf courses in
    Texas will be seized by the new Texas government and renamed after famous
    Mexican golfers. Did you know that golf was invented by Central African
    sportsmen 500 years ago, but stolen by those thieving Scotsmen? That’s why
    I play it so often. It’s the game of my ancestors.
After Obama’s Texas project is well underway, according
to the document that was unintentionally sent to me,  plans will be activated to spread these policies
to the other states of the Union. The sign-off on the document is: “Black lives
matter. Brown lives matter. White lives don’t matter.”
How could anyone dare call Barack Obama a racist?

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2 Comments

  1. Edward Cline

    I neglected to include one of Obama's most important points: "Asians of any extraction will be tolerated in the new Texas, so long as they aren't uppity and trying to show how smart they are."

  2. Edward Cline

    Lest anyone forget: Obama's racism has characterized his two terms and it's pretty obvious. No mainstream news outlet, not even political cartoonists, dares charge him with it. But everyone knows that he wants to "transform" the country by hook, crook, or force. He was "mentored" in his teen years in Hawaii by Frank Marhsall Davis, a communist and a racist himself. He's not very circumspect about his prejudices against whites. But no one has the courage to call him on the carpet about it, lest they be accused of racism in turn.

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